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All About Seduction by Katy Madison

Title:All About Seduction
Author:Katy Madison
Publication Date:November 1, 2011
Publisher's DescriptionCaroline Broadhurst is about to take a lover -- at her husband's command. For fifteen years, Caroline has done everything her much older husband has desired -- except provide an heir. Now he has given her an ultimatum: seduce a suitable gentleman and bear a son. Caroline would never think of bowing to such a shameful order, but then she meets Jack Applegate.

Jack has longed for the beautiful, untouchable Caroline for years, but the chasm between them was too wide to ever dream of crossing. Now, fate and passion have thrown them together, but the potential scandal threatens to smother their love. And when a violent secret comes to light, only a terrible sacrifice will prevent the flame of their affection from being snuffed out forever. . .
My rating:**.5

The premise of this book was pretty interesting to me. It is set in a time where birthright was everything and obtaining heirs was one of the primary motivations for marriage. It’s almost unimaginable that any wealthy man in this society would intentionally scheme to have his wife become pregnant by another man (although I’ve since read another book that takes place in this time period and has much the same motivation behind the meeting of the protagonists – review forthcoming). As in many romance novels that begin with a married heroine or hero (although it’s usually the heroine), Caroline’s first husband was not good to her. He didn’t treat her well, and belittled all that she’d done to help him in his business.

Enter Jack, the factory worker/engineer who’d noticed Caroline from afar and had been content limit their contact to longing looks, until fate (and an accident) threw them together. Jack was almost too good to be true. His home life had reached Dickensian levels of awfulness, but he persevered out of love for his hundreds of siblings. Good old Jack. At the novel’s opening, Jack had decided that he’d sacrificed enough for his family and was ready to start doing things in service of his own ambition when TRAGEDY! STRUCK! I have so say that Jack and Caroline’s unrelenting goodness began to grate on me early in the book, and that their affair was so innocuous when compared to all the evils perpetrated in this book that it barely made a blip on my Sinometer.

This book was interesting enough when I read it, but even a couple of weeks later, I’m having trouble grasping at details that should be obvious. There’s just not a lot to hold on to when it comes to this book. You know that Caroline’s husband is going to die, just not how, and that Jack will persevere, just now how. Honestly, the journey wasn’t captivating enough for the details to remain with me.

If you’re looking for a quick historical that will pluck your class-warfare-loving heartstrings, this will do until you find something better, but I wouldn’t expect too much from this book.

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The Grunt by Latrivia Nelson

Title:The Grunt
Author:Latrivia Nelson
Publication Date:July 2011
Publisher's DescriptionRiverHouse Publishing, LLC
My rating:****

 

This book’s storyline and writing deserve 4.5 stars. Compared with other contemporary romance/erotic romance novels, this book is easily one of the best things I’ve read all year. I’m giving it 4 stars though, because of all the errors in the text that I read (the Kindle edition, which I bought and downloaded on August 17, 2011).

Courtney and Brett forged an intense emotional bond rather quickly, but in the context their individual situations, it was completely believable. Her dad and her brother’s reactions to Brett were annoying but also made a lot of sense within the story. Their objections were on multiple levels: familial, racial, and hierarchical. There’s a lot of history between white men and black women, and it was refreshing to have Ms. Nelson acknowledge this, without ever resorting to cliches. Although David was pretty one-dimensional, I liked that Ms. Nelson gave the Colonel depth that even his daughter didn’t know about. It went a long way toward making me respect him, despite the narrow facet of his personality that he chose to show his daughter.

I never got the feeling that either Brett or Courtney was secretly guilty of fetishizing the other, as I sometimes do in interracial romance novels. They reveled in all that comprised their lover, including skin tone and physical attributes, but I felt liked these things were prized because to the lover, instead of the lover being prized for possessing said attributes. Empty objectification gets old pretty fast in a novel, and makes me wonder whether the end’s Happily Ever After is more of a Happy For Now.

Really, the only problem that I had with this book is the seeming lack of editing that took place in it. A lot of the errors in this story’s text were so easy to spot that it seems unlikely that a professional editor would have missed them. There was just a staggering amount of typos, instances of incorrect word choice (“wonder” for “wander”), and incorrect phrases (“speak your peace” instead of “speak your piece”, calling Brett a “widow” instead of a “widower”) in this book. There was also this head-scratcher: Brett’s favorite band was the Kung-Foo Fighters. When I first read that, I thought that Ms. Nelson meant the Foo Fighters. She didn’t. So why invite this type of confusion by giving the band a name so similar to a real (and really popular) band? That made no sense to me.

It’s a shame that Ms. Nelson’s publishing company didn’t do better by this book, because it really is very enjoyable.

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The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton by Miranda Neville

Title:The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton
Author:Miranda Neville
Publication Date:July 2011
Publisher's DescriptionLesson One: Never disrobe in front of a gentleman...unless his request comes at gunpoint.

Lesson Two: If, when lost on the moors, you encounter Tarquin Compton, the leader of London society who ruined your marriage prospects, deny any previous acquaintance.

Lesson Three: If presented with an opportunity to get back at Mr. Compton, the bigger the lie, the better. A faux engagement should do nicely.

Lesson Four. Not all knowledge is found between the covers of a book. But an improper one may further your education in ways you never guessed.

And while an erotic novel may be entertaining, the real thing is even better.
My rating:***.5

I enjoyed this book. This was amnesia done right (unlike Before I Go to Sleep, where, ugh). I liked Celia as a character, even though she obviously had problems with impluse control. Her curiosity about Tarquin’s book seemed normal, especially in a genre where most female characters never seem to know or want to know anything about sexuality before they meet their one true love. Blurgh.

I liked how Tarquin didn’t end up being nicer in general after his amnesia, so much as more thoughtful and observant. It showed that he’d just faced an experience that required him to pay a greater amount of attention to his surroundings. I absolutely didn’t fault him for being angry with Celia over her deception, especially because he was already so emotionally invested in her (dare I say in love??), and it wasn’t just a matter of his pride being hurt.

I especially liked the way the mystery in this book was resolved. Celia’s resourcefullness in an awful situation was proof the her spunk/moxie/etc throughout the book wasn’t only surface-deep. The revelations about her father did sit well alongside Celia’s memories of him throughout the book, which I thought was a nice touch. There’s nothing more obnoxious than a left-field revelation that dear old Papa was not the saint his child/ren thought him to be.

This ended up being quite an entertaining and amusing book.

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Sweets to the Sweet by Jennifer Greene

Title:Sweets to the Sweet
Author:Jennifer Greene
Publication Date:May 2011
Publisher's DescriptionWhen single mom Laura Anderson rear-ends a vintage Austin-Healey while taking her baby to the doctor, the last thing she expects is to find her Prince Charming behind the wheel. There's nothing quite as sexy to a new mother as a man who has a way with babies and comes bearing gifts of gourmet chocolate! Especially when his kisses inspire feelings she thought were lost forever...

Chocolate baron Owen Reesling knows he should stay away from Laura, a woman still obviously wounded by the breakup of her marriage. But he can't help but fall for the beauty-and her baby. He won't push her into a relationship, but he's determined to do whatever it takes to break down the wall she's built around her heart and convince her to take another chance on love.
My rating:**

This book was far too fairytale-like to be realistic. First, rich, handsome youngish guys don’t just ride around in their soon-to-be-damaged luxury cars looking for distracted single mothers to rescue. They just don’t. Next, babies as young as Mari just don’t do the kinds of things she was supposed to do in this book. My new hypothesis is that Mari is a talented misfit (in the vein of those in Isobelle Carmody’s Obernewtyn series), and her ability is to coerce those around her. She wanted a dad, and presto, there was Owen, completely unaware of the fact that a 12 pound lump had taken away his free will. Otherwise, going on information that was explicitly provided, this book didn’t make any sense at all.

The only element of this book that rang true for me was Peter and Laura’s relationship. It made sense to me that there wasn’t any sort of neat explanation for everything that happened between them, and that full closure wasn’t going to happen.

I generally like Jennifer Greene’s books, but this story didn’t work for me at all.

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Lucky Girl by Cate Lord

Title:Lucky Girl
Author:Cate Lord
Publication Date:9/6/11
Publisher's DescriptionJessica Devlin isn’t looking for love. Heartbroken after being dumped by her unfaithful ex-fiancé, she’s determined to have a fabulous time during her vacation in England where she’ll be maid-of-honor at her cousin’s wedding. After working overtime as beauty editor of Orlando’s O Tart magazine, avoiding dating, and putting on ten pounds, Jess is ready to toss her past like an empty lipstick tube and party like a single gal.

But when she steps into the church on her cousin’s wedding day, she sees the one man who could sabotage her plan—James-Bond-gorgeous Nick Mondinello. She’s never forgotten the London marketing exec who held her in his arms after her beloved grandfather’s funeral two years ago. Ambitious, and lusted after by women everywhere, Nick is completely wrong for guarded, Plain Jane Jess.

Could Spy Man Nick ever fall for her? Nope. Not unless Jess is one lucky girl.
My rating:***

Reading this book was the literary equivalent of eating cotton candy. It was sweet and fun to consume, but there was very little of substance in it. Either Jess had the worst self-esteem ever, or she just held some sort of cross-Atlantic appeal for all these English guys, because I never quite got what there was about her that was so amazing. There’s luck, but whatever she was tapping into to set into motion this chain of events had to be something else entirely. Ultraluck? Uberluck? Jess seemed like a nice, normal 29-year-old American woman, but she went over there, drank an astonishing amount of alcohol (which my English friends assure me isn’t necessarily a dealbreaker in the UK), and suddenly she was the hottest thing since sliced bread. Hmmm…hold on, I have to buy a plane ticket.

Still, once I moved past Jess’s inexplicable awesomeness, her story was the type of modern-day fairy tale that any fan of chick lit/romantic comedies would enjoy. Hot English guy totally intent on reconnecting with our plucky heroine? An opportunity to bond with sweet, biddable, and friendly English cousins? An opportunity to read about a character who revels in all is girly? Check check and check.

Jess’s mom and Miranda made for mostly obnoxious tertiary characters. What was her mother’s deal? She seemed too fragile to be as great as Jess made her out to be. What about her dad? Did her British family even wonder about their long-lost member? And for a purported best friend, Miranda didn’t seem to know Jess very well, at least according to her reactions in a couple of scenes. I’m glad that Miranda spent this book making new connections, because the people she already had in her life left something to be desired.

I found Jess’s love of her dorky tv show adorable but inexplicable, although as a diehard Buffy fan who bonded with her boyfriend over this show, I’m in no position to judge. All in all, Lucky Girl (wow, such an apt title!) is a good story to read on a lazy afternoon, but this one falls firmly in the chick lit genre, and probably won’t appeal to those who don’t enjoy these types of books.

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