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One Salt Sea by Seanan McGuire

Title:One Salt Sea
Author:Seanan McGuire
Publication Date:September 2011
Publisher's DescriptionOctober "Toby" Daye is settling into her new role as Countess of Goldengreen. She's actually dating again, and she's taken on Quentin as her squire. So, of course, it's time for things to take a turn for the worse.

Someone has kidnapped the sons of the regent of the Undersea Duchy of Saltmist. To prevent a war between land and sea, Toby must find the missing boys and prove the Queen of the Mists was not behind their abduction. Toby's search will take her from the streets of San Francisco to the lands beneath the waves, and her deadline is firm: she must find the boys in three days' time, or all of the Mists will pay the price. But someone is determined to stop her-and whoever it is isn't playing by Oberon's Laws...
My rating:****.5

I liked the first book in this series well enough to read the second, but An Artificial Night just didn’t interest me as a story, and I nearly gave up on the series altogether. Thankfully, I liked Toby and her mad, mad world enough to give it another try. I’m truly glad that I stuck it out for the next three titles in this series. Each of them has been better than the last, and One Salt Sea is so full of win and awesomeness that I fear the bar may now be set too high for book 6.

Toby is a really compelling character; she’s not human, and doesn’t experience the type of angst over her non-human status that is at this point almost a staple (cliche?) of non/quasi-human protagonists in urban fantasy. Toby’s hangups are largely related to class; as a changeling, she has always had a lower status in the world she chose. With her unasked for ascension to the nobility, she is now the technical equal of many of those who would shun her, which is uncomfortable for everybody involved. Toby’s life up to this point has been about learning to exist on the fringes of both fae and human society, and becoming the Countess of Goldengreen does not mesh well with the survival skills and coping mechanisms that Toby had to acquire to make it to her midfifties. She has rules that are all her own, and make her who she is. These rules are different the rules embodied by some of her closest friends and associates, and leads to a fair amount of tension over some of her actions. It is a testament to how many disparate plots are presented and resolved in this novel that this conflict is not even the first or second most pressing thing going on in Toby’s world.

I can’t begin to offer a reasonable synopsis of this novel that is not spoilerific, but I will say that I definitely didn’t expect to find myself sniffling away at my desk as I finished this book during my lunch break. Seanan McGuire did not pull any punches with this novel.

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Bride for a Night by Rosemary Rogers

Title:Bride for a Night
Author:Rosemary Rogers
Publication Date:September 20, 2011
Publisher's DescriptionAfter Talia Dobson is jilted at the altar, she endures another humiliation: a substitute groom! The elder brother of her runaway betrothed has taken matters into his own hands. Shy Talia has long held a secret attraction for Andrew Richardson, the handsome Earl of Ashcombe. But when she’s wedded, bedded and dispatched alone to his country estate, the timid beauty discovers one night of passion has ignited a bold inner fire.

While his lovely green-eyed bride is out of sight, she is not far from Andrew’s mind—and when Talia is abducted by French spies, the earl fears he may lose what he’s only just found. Yet the wife he races to rescue is a far cry from the gentle bride he abandoned. She’s a woman who dares to demand forever after from her husband…
My rating:***

The premise of this book was refreshing; so often, Recency books seem to downplay the extreme classism that existed during this time period. Nobility and the untitled members of the ton really did look down on those whose money was recently gained by trade or commerce. Even those families that needed the infusion of cash and traded their good/titled/old names for money often considered themselves better than the spouses whose money enabled them to continue to move in good society. I appreciated that this was a major point in this book, because too often, authors of these types of book like to pretend that beauty, or wit, or any quality intrinsic to the female protagonist is enough to change centuries of widely held beliefs about people not of the ton. So I liked that not everybody was won over by the plucky, rich-but-outside-of-the-highest-society Talia.

Actually though, when you come down to it, Talia wasn’t all that plucky. I think she’s the type of character that other romance authors subtly disparage when they say that their female protagonist isn’t some shy, retiring miss. Talia is all of these things, and she’s not boring. I think it takes more effort to make a quiet character interesting, and although I worried that Talia was just too good for Andrew, she was never dull.

Talia was able to win over people with her sweet nature and sincere efforts to improve the lives of her tenants. She was a simple, charitable person whose ruthless father was determined to buy his daughter’s, and therefore his own, entree into high society, no matter the cost. He didn’t care that the groom he’d procured for his daughter was marrying her only for her dowry. And when that man ran away with the money, instead of possibly learning from his past errors, Talia’s father then forced the runaway groom’s older brother to make good on his brother’s promise. Family loyalty is a theme that is repeated throughout this book in many ways: a child’s duty to her father, a brother’s duty to his brother, and a husband’s duty to his wife.

Andrew was a total ass for the first half of this book, and if this had been a different type of novel, it would have served him right if Talia had decided to stay in France with Jacques (who was pretty delicious, if you were willing to overlook his tendency to engage in espionage). Harry was a terrible person, and while I suspect that he’ll get his own novel at some point, although what he really needs is swift butt-kicking immediately followed by a date with the guillotine.

The title, blurb, and the cover of this book all work to undermine what actually occurred in it. The cover is so generic as to be useless, and the title is obviously wrong; even when Andrew sent Talia away, she never stopped being his wife. I guess we could be pedantic and say that all married women are brides for one night, and then after that they’re just wives, but I’m fairly certain that this isn’t where whoever came up with this title was going with this. So, anyway, bad title. And the blurb? I don’t see where Talia did much in the way of “demanding.” She wanted out of France, and was always going to go with Andrew, even without understanding how their relationship would be any different this time around.

There’s nothing new about the territory covered this book, although it’s perhaps more amusing than one would suppose it to be. It’s a decent read if you’re looking for something quick with a good amount action, but doesn’t do much to distinguish itself from the tens (hundreds?) of romance novels published each year that take place in this same time period.

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Bossypants by Tina Fey

Title:Bossypants
Author:Tina Fey
Publication Date:April 2011
Publisher's DescriptionBefore Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both these dreams come true.

At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon — from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.

Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all suspected: you're no one until someone calls you bossy.

(Includes Special, Never-Before-Solicited Opinions on Breastfeeding, Princesses, Photoshop, the Electoral Process, and Italian Rum Cake!)
My rating:****.5

I bought the audio version of this book, which was read by Tina Fey herself, and I am really glad that I did. While I’m sure that I would have enjoyed this book regardless, the audio version made the experience feel more like listening to a friend than just  reading something. I found her insights on being a woman and the person in charge very interesting, especially in light of the experiences she shared about having worked for others. I’ve never given too much thought about what it’s like to be a female working in comedy, and this book was eye-opening for that information alone.

While this book was laugh-out-loud funny, it was also a little heartbreaking at times. Ms. Fey has had to put up with some truly outrageous behavior throughout her career; it’s amazing to me that, at this point in history, any industry can be so blatantly sexist (because I’m not sure how much has changed since her Second City and early SNL days). It’s also interesting to hear hear agonize about the coexistence of her career and family in a way that I don’t think would even occur to many males in a position similar to hers. Tina Fey is a really smart, really strong, insanely funny person, and I’d recommend this book to pretty much anybody.

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Divergent by Veronica Roth

Title:Divergent
Author:Veronica Roth
Publication Date:May 2011
Publisher's DescriptionIn Beatrice Prior's dystopian Chicago, society is divided into five factions, each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue—Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent). On an appointed day of every year, all sixteen-year-olds must select the faction to which they will devote the rest of their lives. For Beatrice, the decision is between staying with her family and being who she really is—she can't have both. So she makes a choice that surprises everyone, including herself.
During the highly competitive initiation that follows, Beatrice renames herself Tris and struggles to determine who her friends really are—and where, exactly, a romance with a sometimes fascinating, sometimes infuriating boy fits into the life she's chosen. But Tris also has a secret, one she's kept hidden from everyone because she's been warned it can mean death. And as she discovers a growing conflict that threatens to unravel her seemingly perfect society, she also learns that her secret might help her save those she loves… or it might destroy her.
My rating:****.5

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I love a good dystopian novel, and was interested in Divergent as soon as I read the blurb. Tris was a complex character whose growth over the course of this novel was clear to me, even when she wasn’t sure if the changes she experienced were good. I liked that this book, maybe even more so than the Hunger Games novels, showed that teenagers can be brutal beings on their own right, not only in response to life and death situations. Dauntless didn’t make Peter do the awful things, Peter joined Dauntless because he knew that doing so would give him the opportunity to do awful things. Tris was fierce, in the pre-Project Runway definition of that word. She didn’t take crap from anybody, and constantly did more than people expected her to be able to do. She didn’t magically grow stronger or taller; she used what she had (her small stature, speed, and Abegnation upbringing) to achieve things the others never even considered. Tris was a great protagonist, and the perfect complement to Tobias. I loved that they were each able to be strong for one another when the situation called for it, and that he wasn’t always that one doing the rescuing.

Roth’s world of five factions was well-realized. The book began several generations after whatever war made Chicago turn into this kind of structured/fractured society. I hope that the later books in this series discuss more about how this reality came into being, and about how the factions changed over time to become what they were at the start of Divergent.

Divergent is a great introduction to this series, with enough action that it could be a standalone title, but enough hints at unexplored mysteries to leave me eagerly awaiting the next book.

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Erotic Amusements by Justine Elyot

Title:Erotic Amusements
Author:Justine Elyot
Publication Date:August 2011
Publisher's DescriptionIn Goldsands, there are many amusements to be had for those willing to give in to their deepest desires...

The seaside resort town of Goldsands is a place of dreamers and transients who wash in and out like the tide. But its picture-postcard prettiness conceals some sinister realities. Coldhearted mogul Charles Cordwainer owns most of the local businesses, both legitimate and illicit, and more than a few of its residents.

Michelle, Cordwainer's submissive: despite her loyalty, he plans to turn her over to another man. Flipp, the new girl in town: she has a dark past and a penchant for bondage. Rocky, Cordwainer's right-hand man: a sexy biker with eyes for Flipp. Laura, Goldsands's carnival queen: an über-bitch with her sights fixed on Rocky.

Secrets, betrayals, lovers all become intertwined-and when someone starts digging up the dirt on Cordwainer's empire, nothing will ever be the same...
My rating:**

This book was nearly incomprehensible to me. Too much happened in it, and while trying to provide decent erotic romance and compelling mystery, Ms. Elyot really provided neither. What was the deal with Flip and Rocky? I get that they liked to have sex with one another, but I never really believed in their romance. I read this entire book, and didn’t come out of it liking even one character. Well, maybe Flip. Rocky seemed irredeemable. He was the enforcer for a thug, and we’re to understand that he did some awful things in the name of work, so how was he better than any other crook in this novel? I don’t believe in love as redemptive, so to me, he’s just the same scum, only with somebody who knows and (possibly) loves that scumminess. Um, yay?

Also, regardless of how much I didn’t like this book, I do not see how this title was chosen for it. There was an amusement area in the town, but I wouldn’t say that it really factored hugely into what happened in this book. And what happened in other parts of this book is so far away from my idea of amusing that I’m having trouble reconciling the discrepancy. A woman with low self-esteem who allows herself to be owned and traded by men is not something that I find erotic or amusing. So why the title? This may be the only mystery related to this book that I would like to have solved.

Ugh.

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