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IOU Sex by Calista Fox

Title:IOU Sex
Author:Calista Fox
Publication Date:August 2011
Publisher's DescriptionFiona Carlisle didn't think anything could hurt as much as finding her fiancé in bed with her sister. But receiving an invitation to the happy couple's engagement party comes a close second. Determined to prove to her family and herself that she's moved on, Fiona has every intention of attending, looking red-hot and with an even hotter man on her arm. And there's only one man who will do: renowned photographer and reputed playboy Michael Houston.
Fiona's rebound fling with Michael was a brief but erotic romp. Michael has made no secret of the fact that he's still interested. So when Fiona asks him to escort her to the engagement party, he agrees, with one condition: she must spend a sensual weekend with him picking up where they left off.

Intensely attracted to Michael, Fiona can't resist his offer for long. But when the weekend is over, will she be able to resist giving him her heart?
My rating:***.5

First of all, way to undersell a book by saddling it with an inappopriate title. I don’t mean that the implication that one person owes another sex is inappropriate, although I wouldn’t be the hugest fan of such an arrangement. No, my objection is that the title simply doesn’t fit the story. It’s hard to review such a short story without being completely spoileriffic, but I can safely say that sex isn’t really used as a bargaining chip in this story.

Now that I’ve said what this book wasn’t, let me tell you what it was: a really cute short story. IOU Sex (see? ridiculous) was more tender than the faux-racy title might lead one to believe. I thought that Ms. Fox did a great job of conveying to us how deep Fiona and Michael’s feelings were for one another, especially considering that they had quite a history together that predated the story’s opening. Although the majority of their interactions took place before the story began, I never felt like we the audience were playing catch-up. Ms. Fox is an expert at giving exposition without sacrificing the flow of what is happening in the present.

Fiona’s family was a little too vile to be completely belieavable, but it was nice to see her stand up for herself. Ms. Fox packed a lot of relatable feeling and growth into a relatively small amount of space, but I never felt like events were rushed or thoughtlessly tacked on. I think that this length worked fine for ths story, although I personally wouldn’t mind reading more about Fiona and Michael…and possibly Seth and Lizzie, since I get the feeling that that relationship is going to implode in some deliciously awful way.

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The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton by Miranda Neville

Title:The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton
Author:Miranda Neville
Publication Date:July 2011
Publisher's DescriptionLesson One: Never disrobe in front of a gentleman...unless his request comes at gunpoint.

Lesson Two: If, when lost on the moors, you encounter Tarquin Compton, the leader of London society who ruined your marriage prospects, deny any previous acquaintance.

Lesson Three: If presented with an opportunity to get back at Mr. Compton, the bigger the lie, the better. A faux engagement should do nicely.

Lesson Four. Not all knowledge is found between the covers of a book. But an improper one may further your education in ways you never guessed.

And while an erotic novel may be entertaining, the real thing is even better.
My rating:***.5

I enjoyed this book. This was amnesia done right (unlike Before I Go to Sleep, where, ugh). I liked Celia as a character, even though she obviously had problems with impluse control. Her curiosity about Tarquin’s book seemed normal, especially in a genre where most female characters never seem to know or want to know anything about sexuality before they meet their one true love. Blurgh.

I liked how Tarquin didn’t end up being nicer in general after his amnesia, so much as more thoughtful and observant. It showed that he’d just faced an experience that required him to pay a greater amount of attention to his surroundings. I absolutely didn’t fault him for being angry with Celia over her deception, especially because he was already so emotionally invested in her (dare I say in love??), and it wasn’t just a matter of his pride being hurt.

I especially liked the way the mystery in this book was resolved. Celia’s resourcefullness in an awful situation was proof the her spunk/moxie/etc throughout the book wasn’t only surface-deep. The revelations about her father did sit well alongside Celia’s memories of him throughout the book, which I thought was a nice touch. There’s nothing more obnoxious than a left-field revelation that dear old Papa was not the saint his child/ren thought him to be.

This ended up being quite an entertaining and amusing book.

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Irresistible? by Stephanie Bond

Title:Irresistible?
Author:Stephanie Bond
Publication Date:Reprinting: July 2011
Publisher's DescriptionWanted: Single women of any age to take part in a four-week clinical study.

Ellie Sutherland wasn't exactly desperate... yet. But after fourteen months, five days and two hours of being without a man, she was getting pretty close. So when she had a chance to try out a pill that attracted the opposite sex, Ellie didn't waste any time signing up. After all, she had nowhere to go but up!

Almost immediately, men started falling at her feet. She even had sexy Mark Blackwell eating out of her hand. And before long, she'd fallen head over heels in love with him, too. Ellie's life was a perfect, at least for a while. But when the pills ran out, would Mark still find her irresistible?
My rating:***.5

This book was a quick, light read. It was definitely a product of its time period, reading like the novelization of a 90s era chick flick, complete with the requesite components:

  • Instant animosity between the hero and heroine
  • An overreliance on coincidence
  • A wacky gay best friend
  • Mixed up shipments
  • Multiple scenes where the heroine publicly embarrasses herself, in a variety of ways

None of these things made me dislike this book, but there never was much here to differentiate Irresistible? from a myriad of similiar books from the 1990s, either. Ellie and Mark had a lot going for them personality-wise, and helped this book to overcome the completely generic set of circumstances in which they found themselves. Plot devices were telegraphed chapters in advance, and while there was no mystery, I didn’t object to sticking around for the end. One thing that worked in Irresistible’s favor is that it was pretty funny; I enjoyed the dialogue more than I thought I might. The language isn’t dated at all, which seems obvious, since this novel isn’t even 20 years old, but other books from this era contain words that definitely date them. If you’re the kind of person who stops channel surfing when you come across a Drew Barrymore movie, this book is for you.

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The Husband She Couldn’t Remember by Maggie Shayne

Title:The Husband She Couldn't Remember
Author:Maggie Shayne
Publication Date:July 2011
Publisher's DescriptionThe Husband She Couldn't Remember by Maggie Shayne

Very slowly, Ben turned around.

Penny stood not two feet from him. She wasn’t looking at him, but past him at that pink-hued granite marker. His wife stood in front of him, staring at her own grave.

Ben’s hands moved slowly, reaching out, touching her shoulders, very nearly jerking away again when he found warm, solid flesh instead of some ghostly mist. She was real. And he closed his hands on her instead. “Penny?” And finally her eyes met his. “Penny, is it really you?”

Her lower lip trembled. “You aren’t going to believe this, but...I don’t know,” she told him in a soft voice. “Is it?”
My rating:***.5

I thought this book was a good, light read. (I say light even though there were some woman-in-jeopardy scenes here, because good conquered evil, and did a fine job of it, too). Penny was effortlessly full of personality in a way that I think many romance heroines are supposed to be but rarely are. She was in full control of her destiny, and even not knowing who she was didn’t get in the way of what she was able to accomplish.

I am usually wary about books that deal with amnesia, but I’ve enjoyed other Maggie Shayne books and so decided to read this one. Even though it was from the 90s, this book didn’t feel dated to me at all. Penny was a complicated character who had been put into a strange situation, but reacted a lot better than I think a lot of people might have. Likewise, I really enjoyed the way the Brands pulled her into their lives and tried to adjust to how she’d changed. I thought it was smart of Ms. Shayne to make Chelsea, a newer Brand, her closest family confidante upon her return to the ranch, rather than a person who Penny had known prior to her disappearance. The lack of baggage in the relationship was an excellent counterpoint to the adjustments that the other Brands had to make to this Penny who was so different from the Penny they’d last seen.

Ben’s recognition of Penny’s self-sufficiency worked well for me. He had to integrate this healthy almost-stranger (from her perspective) into what he knew of his formerly dying wife. I liked how he celebrated exactly what this meant in terms of the help they received from Penny’s clues while he and Garrett were looking for her. Ben had a temper, and I appreciated that he felt bad for it, and recognized what it may have cost him.

There were definitely some things that didn’t work for me. I wanted to know what Kristen’s secret was, because clearly there was a lot more to her story than was in this book. I know that Garrett said there wouldn’t be any legal repercussions for faking Penny’s death, but what about any insurance money that might have been collected upon her faked demise? How does she go about validating that she is who she says she is, two years after somebody else was buried in her name? Also, the a wizard did it, way that Barlow’s cure suddenly seemed to work at the end, when it was repeated time and again that Penny was the only person he’d cured, didn’t make a ton of sense to me.

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Learning Curves by Elyse Mady

Title:Learning Curves
Author:Elyse Mady
Publication Date:June 2011
Publisher's DescriptionLeanne Galloway has no time for dating; her focus is on launching her academic career. Dragged along to her childhood frenemy Gillian's bachelorette party at a male strip club, she just wants to get through the evening-but she can't help interfering when Gillian sends a note to a sexy dancer proposing a hot hookup.

Brandon Myles is working backstage at the Foxe's Den to fund his post-graduate studies in dance, but he's forced onstage when the headliner fails to show up. He feels a surprisingly strong connection with a quiet woman watching from a table full of tipsy bridesmaids, and he's delighted when she appears backstage after his set.

After a scorching spontaneous encounter, Leanne and Brandon agree to go their separate ways. But they're both grad students on a small campus, and avoiding each other and denying their attraction won't work for long, especially when a jealous rival appears, determined to ruin both their academic careers.
My rating:***.5

I really liked Leanne and Brandon’s story, although it felt more like a novella than a novel, despite its length. Ms. Mady has a way of crafting relatable and entertaining scenes, although I have to say that Gillian was such a total bitch that she was almost unbelievable. Can anybody really be that vile? Possibly, but as a villain, such an unlikeable character was too over-the-top. Likewise, while her comuppence was pretty entertaining, it didn’t ring true at all.

There were a lot of unresolved issues, such as why Leanne’s mom would be so down on her daughter, or blind to how everybody else treated Leanne. What kind of parent would stand for that? The ending was very “love conquers all,” but if you stopped for a moment to think where these two are in their lives, you can see that they have some rough times ahead. I wouldn’t have minded learning more about how Brandon and Leeanne are able to weather the events and situations in their immediate futures. Professionally, they’re both at adrift. Do go they go elsewhere? Do they fight for their positions at Wellington?

This book provided me with at least as many questions as answers, but it was entertaining and the sexy, and didn’t disappointment at all. I think that fans of erotic/contemporary romance will really enjoy this title.

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