Nicole Reads A Lot

so many books, so little time

Erotic Amusements by Justine Elyot

Title:Erotic Amusements
Author:Justine Elyot
Publication Date:August 2011
Publisher's DescriptionIn Goldsands, there are many amusements to be had for those willing to give in to their deepest desires...

The seaside resort town of Goldsands is a place of dreamers and transients who wash in and out like the tide. But its picture-postcard prettiness conceals some sinister realities. Coldhearted mogul Charles Cordwainer owns most of the local businesses, both legitimate and illicit, and more than a few of its residents.

Michelle, Cordwainer's submissive: despite her loyalty, he plans to turn her over to another man. Flipp, the new girl in town: she has a dark past and a penchant for bondage. Rocky, Cordwainer's right-hand man: a sexy biker with eyes for Flipp. Laura, Goldsands's carnival queen: an über-bitch with her sights fixed on Rocky.

Secrets, betrayals, lovers all become intertwined-and when someone starts digging up the dirt on Cordwainer's empire, nothing will ever be the same...
My rating:**

This book was nearly incomprehensible to me. Too much happened in it, and while trying to provide decent erotic romance and compelling mystery, Ms. Elyot really provided neither. What was the deal with Flip and Rocky? I get that they liked to have sex with one another, but I never really believed in their romance. I read this entire book, and didn’t come out of it liking even one character. Well, maybe Flip. Rocky seemed irredeemable. He was the enforcer for a thug, and we’re to understand that he did some awful things in the name of work, so how was he better than any other crook in this novel? I don’t believe in love as redemptive, so to me, he’s just the same scum, only with somebody who knows and (possibly) loves that scumminess. Um, yay?

Also, regardless of how much I didn’t like this book, I do not see how this title was chosen for it. There was an amusement area in the town, but I wouldn’t say that it really factored hugely into what happened in this book. And what happened in other parts of this book is so far away from my idea of amusing that I’m having trouble reconciling the discrepancy. A woman with low self-esteem who allows herself to be owned and traded by men is not something that I find erotic or amusing. So why the title? This may be the only mystery related to this book that I would like to have solved.

Ugh.

No Comments »

Sweets to the Sweet by Jennifer Greene

Title:Sweets to the Sweet
Author:Jennifer Greene
Publication Date:May 2011
Publisher's DescriptionWhen single mom Laura Anderson rear-ends a vintage Austin-Healey while taking her baby to the doctor, the last thing she expects is to find her Prince Charming behind the wheel. There's nothing quite as sexy to a new mother as a man who has a way with babies and comes bearing gifts of gourmet chocolate! Especially when his kisses inspire feelings she thought were lost forever...

Chocolate baron Owen Reesling knows he should stay away from Laura, a woman still obviously wounded by the breakup of her marriage. But he can't help but fall for the beauty-and her baby. He won't push her into a relationship, but he's determined to do whatever it takes to break down the wall she's built around her heart and convince her to take another chance on love.
My rating:**

This book was far too fairytale-like to be realistic. First, rich, handsome youngish guys don’t just ride around in their soon-to-be-damaged luxury cars looking for distracted single mothers to rescue. They just don’t. Next, babies as young as Mari just don’t do the kinds of things she was supposed to do in this book. My new hypothesis is that Mari is a talented misfit (in the vein of those in Isobelle Carmody’s Obernewtyn series), and her ability is to coerce those around her. She wanted a dad, and presto, there was Owen, completely unaware of the fact that a 12 pound lump had taken away his free will. Otherwise, going on information that was explicitly provided, this book didn’t make any sense at all.

The only element of this book that rang true for me was Peter and Laura’s relationship. It made sense to me that there wasn’t any sort of neat explanation for everything that happened between them, and that full closure wasn’t going to happen.

I generally like Jennifer Greene’s books, but this story didn’t work for me at all.

No Comments »